Occasionally, on Kids Channels, you might get an Angry Birds Hearts commercial. The Commercials were only 15 seconds long, and told you everything you would need to know.
- Announcer Guy: Do you want FUN?
- Bomb (From Cave Exploring): Yeah!
- Lucy (From Cave Exploring): Okay!
- Announcer Guy: Well, Angry Birds Hearts has your daily dose of-
[scene cuts to Red getting splatted in Splatted Birds]
- Hal (From Box Chase) My eyesight says so!
[scene cuts to Matilda being turned into a frog in Matilda’s Super Spell]
- Red (From Splatted Birds) I’LL GET WHOEVER DID THIS BACK!
- Chuck (From Lucy The Prisoner) What about the eggs?
- Announcer: Yep! They forgot the eggs! Watch Angry Birds Hearts shorts on The Angry Birds Channel today!
- The Angry Birds Hearts shorts are also posted on a YouTube account (not really, so don’t go looking) so some alternate commercials tell you to go there.